I wrote this a while ago but I found it very amusing. Houyhnhnms are a race of super-intelligent (and logical) horses in Johnathon Swift’s Gulliver’s Travels Part IV.
1726 16hh jet black Houyhnhnm stallion. Beautiful, sophisticated black Houyhnhnm imported from the Land of Houyhnhnms. Learns very fast and is extremely, extremely, extremely smart! Be the owner of one of the most intelligent equids…ever! Huge personality! Very honest. Never spooks, very rational. Very clean – will pick up after himself and even help clean the farm. Enjoys deep analytical, logical, philosophical discussions. Will be excellent for the disciplines of debating, See the rest of the post →